Duncecap:
I'm awful, honestly. Understand. They're poppin’ my bubble.
I'm so in some trouble. They’ll throw a wrench in my jam.
I’m focused when It’s interesting. Don't take away sunshine.
The rain can be beautiful. Open world culture.
I prefer it digitally. Don't make me go outside.
I'm not a real cowboy. I'm not a real hero.
There's no bow on the ending. There’s no group full of friends.
Hilarious dialogue. Why are we pretending?
Gimme my games please. It's true meditation.
Please be mindful. I can do this all night.
Give it back diatribe. Let's save both our time and I'll wear headphones.
I'll be in my room on my phone playing ******* video games.
“You’re in a lot of trouble, young man!”
Gimme back my phone. “No!”
Do you have any board games? “No!”
Maybe some crayons or a *** for my face.
I'll just go to my friend's. He's got stuff I can play.

Hook
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. What a tragedy.
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. What a tragedy.

Vinny Vinny Video
Whatever you want. dad said you can get whatever you want. pressure is on.
Already on the on the hunt for my next obsession. Let’s get a game that’s mad expensive.
See, a pretty penny ain’t nothing to my pops, ever since mom threw him out the house
He’s like oh so generous. I could get used to this. ‘Don’t even mention it.’ Broken home benefits.
Anyway, I’m ready to play before the barcode’s scanned and he pays the man.
Drive home antsy like, “May I unwrap it?” “No. wait until I say you can.”
He parks the van and I dart inside. Game in hand. My life starts tonight!
Head to the living room. The television’s gone! Father, father, what the Hell have you done?!
“I sold the T.V. to a buddy of mine. Thought it’d be good to get some quality time.”
I called my mom like, “Dad's lost his head.” She picked me up, never saw my pops again.
By the time we arrived it was time for bed. Visions of pixels lined my head as I tried to rest.
The sun finally set and I counted down ’til it would rise again.
Waited for the cock to crow. Never took so long for the dawn to show.
Went down the stairs in my pajamas hopin’ I could play a bit before mom awoke.
Hold on a second, where’d the console go? It was here last night, that’s impossible.
Hmph. That’s when I saw a note. it read “come see me for a talk.” Oh no!
I watched while she opened my report card up. Shucks I didn’t work hard enough.
I fooled around and I missed my lessons. No more games for the next semester?
I understood and hung my head in shame. Playin’ snake on my calculator was never the same.
Moral of the story is: Get good grades. Otherwise you can’t play vidja games. I love vidja games.

Hook
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. What a tragedy.
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. What a tragedy.
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. What a tragedy.
I can’t play cuz my mom and dad are mad at me.
I can’t play cuz I ran outta batteries.
I can’t play cuz it’s not Saturday.
What a tragedy. Oh, what a tragedy.