Verse 1
Vinny Vinny Video
Yo, it's my first time playing this mod, Dunce. What's it called?

Duncecap
Version 2

Vinny Vinny Video
Super duper. Plug me in. Let’s turn this **** on.

Duncecap
Turn it up then turn it off.

Vinny Vinny Video
Wait, turn it on again. I been schoolin’ newbies on the screen since they me saw on that sonogram.

Duncecap
What the **** we gonna play now?

Vinny Vinny Video
The game that's in the system, dude. Wait, are you even paying any attention?

Duncecap
Oh, ****, this one

Vinny Vinny Video
Yeah. Let’s start this bad boy up then. We on a mission. You wanna play first? Doesn’t make a difference.

Hook
One death. Two wins. Single Player
Take turns. Different sticks. Pick your favorite.
P1. Doesn’t matter.
P2. Doesn’t matter.
P1. Get it backwards.
P2. Pixel patterns.
One death. Two wins. Single Player
Take turns. Different sticks. Pick your favorite.
P1. Doesn’t matter.
P2. Doesn’t matter.
P1. Get it backwards.
P2. Just a couple rappers.

Verse 2
Duncecap
Slap this ghost back to life, retroactive.
One controller pass off. Don't break the plastic.

Vinny Vinny Video
Yuh. Split horizontal for a lit correspondence, like, “That fits.” Currently at the turret. You hit the throttle. Havoc.

Duncecap
You want it? Well, I have it. My bad that I grabbed it.
I'll unlock the door. You use the magic

Vinny Vinny Video
Dude, that’s super radical of you. A true companion.
Let’s put this game on hard, grab some snacks
and get our ***** kicked

Hook
One death. Two wins. Single Player
Take turns. Different sticks. Pick your favorite.
P1. Doesn’t matter
P2. Doesn’t matter
P1. Get it backwards.
P2. *********
One death. Two wins. Single Player
Take turns. Different sticks. Pick your favorite.
P1. Doesn’t matter
P2. Doesn’t matter
P1. Get it backwards
P2.

Duncecap
Wait, so am I starting or are you?

Vinny Vinny Video
Uh, I don’t know man. It’s kinda confusing.