Vinny Vinny Video
It goes, platform to platform. Gap cleared. Bad form.
Fitted feather hat adorned. Catch me ridin’ on a sandstorm.
I use my obstacles as stepping stones to get my goals.
You after the princess but you only gettin’ Toad. You already know.

Duncecap
Zap zap got ‘em. Now I play possum.
Practice makes perfect unless you're born awful.
Take what you can until it's a problem.
Make a game plan. Murphy's Law is the boss then.

Vinny Vinny Video
I eat a goblin and a piece of rotten fruit.
Gain some health by gettin’ raunchy. Play myself and always lose.
So I seek out opponents and bonus rounds to challenge me.
I did a dumb thing and unlocked the whole gallery.

Duncecap
Skip the cutscenes I get friendly with the fire.
Muscle all lean, Luigi on a diet.
Thought we were a team. Studies show that you were lying.
You can have the 1-up, dog, I already died.

Vinny Vinny Video
Yeah, I’ll beat a game to a hundred percent and then run it again and again.
And I'd rather win than have any fun with my friends.
I don’t wanna pretend. I’m a gawd. They can’t pown me.
I wish they’d come over more often. I’m gettin’ kinda lonely.

Duncecap
Call the ****** pizza guy. These games don't play themselves.
One cranky Duncey boy equals a day of Hell.
Trolls online, lonely tryna get heard.
Building up courage to come back with the F word.

Vinny Vinny Video
Yo, that’s probably mom coming. Act like you’re asleep.
Last time she caught me she was mad for like a week.

Duncecap
Way too late, snacks too eaten.
Momma’s up, great, I'm headed for a beatin’.

Vinny Vinny Video
Yo, throw a sock on the console. Cover the light on the front.
We gotta keep this **** goin’ ‘til we reach the bottom or top.

Duncecap
No we can't stop. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
No risk, no reward. As long as there's lives left

Vinny Vinny Video
As long as there’s lives left. As long as there’s lives left.
As long as there’s lives left.

Duncecap
As long as there’s lives and they’re left for us to use.

Vinny Vinny Video
Yo Dunce, pass me a surge! Call it a E-Tank!