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lyrics

Bet they got panzers In the garage
Behind sixteen hundred Penn
Back Where Barry snuck squares
And Georgie Boy huffed guzzoline
Nixon's man cave Where he watched the Redskins
- his favorite team - Fascist brows on fleek
Smacking lips and feasting
On fistfuls of people meat
Cleaned his cheeks with neatly stacked
Maps of Cambodia
Cackled as he clapped and thought
chop chop chop
Chop chop chop
CHOP CHOP CHOP
Goes the human being lawnmower
Through the human being crop
Chop chop chop chop chop
Big swinging Dick doing me
doing pretty hot
1968 was pretty sweet, HUH?
Chop chop chop chop chop
He’s got vivid fantasies of
Big axes and little trees
Summer eves in the suburbs
Sweating in yellow-pitted white tees
Sipping on six times
one dozen OZs
Of that cheap
Cream City swill sauce
Mowing the lawn
Getting off on getting caught
Choking the Tecumseh two-stroke
Turn and cough
CHOP CHOP CHOP
Maybe creepy Mikey's
conversion therapy
Will discourage Tricky Dick
From getting fisted
During lurid prison sex
with Kissinger
In the bowels of hell
For public entertainment
In a stadium resembling the LA Coliseum.
Are you offended yet?
Well that's just locker room talk for the unacquainted
Don't be such a sissy there's no such thing as safe spaces
In an age of quarrel
World peace is the ultimate paradox
Chop chop chop chop chop
But either way
Here's a roll call for all
The civically engaged Christians
Nixon went to hell
Reagan went to hell
Herbert Walker gonna go to hell
Cheney gonna go to hell
the Clintons gonna go to hell
But the cherry top will be
When Sweet D goes to hell
He'll be Sexually assaulted
By Mephistopheles in hell
And if I'm wrong
Then so is your religion
Or is “Blessed are the peacemakers”
Just a marketing initiative
I was conceived to be the most elite blasphemer
Lebron james is Jesus Christ, JR Smith is St. Peter
Chop
So Let's go to D.C.
Let's smoke some good weed
Let's drink and drive and conspire to
Give em all
LAWN JOBS
Tire treads
LAWN JOBS
Mailboxes
LAWN JOBS
Ball bats
LAWN JOBS
Fire crackers
LAWN JOBS
Toilet paper
LAWN JOBS
Spoiled eggs
LAWN JOBS
Flaming sacks
LAWN JOBS
of dog crap
LAWN JOBS
And take the
Neighborhood back

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from Blastmaster Baker vs the Human Being Lawnmower, released January 11, 2019
Produced by Headtrip

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