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lyrics

Hey baby
Oh baby
My babyface
maintain kayfabe or
We don't get paid
These days our vacant space
Escapes us
I ain't got no guarantee
I ain't got the heart to take a bump
So instead I took three
Off a key and dealt with
That irregular thump
Palpitations
Made in the USA
Approved by the food and drug
Administration
Twice a day
When you wake up
When you fade
When you labor
When you play
When you ruminate
On who they've made
A heel or a face
Yeah they say
Idle hands do devil’s work
Not construct or create
So they keep you occupied
As jobber on the take
Right and proper
Slobberknockers
They can break a man in two
Good god almighty
Don’t stop fighting
For contracts and new boots

I don’t think about it
Baby please just hit me clean
I’m so ‘bout it, ‘bout it
Give ‘em what they paid to see
I don’t think about it
Collect my check every week
And tell ‘em please
Hit me hit me hit me hit me

Crash crash crash the pose
Have a cat nap in your clothes
Grab a snack and get back in your zone
You dont ever need to go home
Cause at home you just pick up the phone
You're so lonely but you're never on your own
So take your licks
And see what sticks
And if you can't get over
Kick the habit
In your hotel bed, alone
Feeling less and less like yourself
a life that's not your own
You're a bit more like a clone
Yeah a bit more like a clown
pattern down
Repeat until loser leaves town

I don’t think about it
Baby please just hit me clean
I’m so ‘bout it, ‘bout it
Give ‘em what they paid to see
I don’t think about it
Collect my check every week
And tell ‘em please
Hit me hit me hit me hit me

Well I've been sequestered down in Texas
Attempting to address all these questions
I've been Wrestling with guessing
which beds you've slept in
Your most recent nights of passion
Oh, I'm so enlightened tell myself
You're a sweetheart
So I keep part
of the best parts
Of our thing
But actually I'd really rather
Not step back in the ring
Ill cut good promos
I'll work the mic
Stick to the script
Say all the right things
So I don't mean this out of spite but
I hope you've found all the makings
Of a much more interesting life
Experiential tourism
Is at its all-time height
And I swear I'm not being
Overly dramatic when I say
If you use the word wanderlust
I'll take a razorblade straight to my face
And wrap
Barbed wire 'round my fucking eyes
Cause I've seen through this
plate glass Window Before
it got cracked over my dome
I got no tricks up my sleeve
Not keeping nothing under the apron
I'm playing this one straight up
Don't think I can keep faking it
Id rather
Smoke weed
Burn bridges
Hate everyone
And love you
this world is cruel
But hey, until I blacked out
It was a dream come true

credits

from Blastmaster Baker vs the Human Being Lawnmower, released January 11, 2019
Produced by Headtrip
Scratches by Samurai Banana
Additional Vocals by SKECH185

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